Sex joke «Hot tip!»

Carlos calls his boss in the morning, "Ey, boss, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt. I no come work."
The boss says, "You know, Carlos, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later, Carlos calls, "Boss, I did what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house."