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A husband comes home from a long day's work. As he enters his bedroom, he finds his wife, naked, panting, on their bed. "What's wrong?" he asks. She replies, "I think I'm having a heart attack." He hastens down stairs to call an ambulance. His son run down stairs and says "Daddy, Daddy, Uncle Ted is naked in the closest."
The husband storms upstairs. He opens the closest, he sees his brother and says angrily "Ted, you rat! My wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked and scaring the children!"
 
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