Giving a white christmas to his first Black girl... I stood in the crowded street car and the girl in front of me turned around moaning for me to push a little bit harder. I had never dated a Black woman before, my cock began to throb...[ read on ]
Sex joke «Bob show»Bob is one horny guy and is not sure what to do about it. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill. He walks down the steet to the local brothal and knocks on the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she can do for him. "I'm really horny but I only have $5. What can you do for me?", Bob asks the madam. She looks over this fellow and tells him, "Don't worry we can take care of you. No problem". She leads Bob into this room where in the opposite corner is a chicken. Bob thinks about this a second and figures it can't be that bad. He gives the madam the $5 and she closes the door behind her. Bob undresses and has the time of his live. When he's done he can't remember when he has had such a pleasurable experience.
One week later, and horny again, Bob has saved up $10. Being a satisfied customer he goes back to the same madam and asks what she can do for him for $10. "Well for $10 we have special show", the madam replies. She leads him into a different room where there are several other people sitting on benches. "Sit back and enjoy the show Bob", the madam tells him. Bob gives the money to the madam and takes a seat on one of benches. Soon after, the lights dim and the blinds open revealing another room on the other side of a two way mirror where two women begin to undress each other. Bob is very impressed. Clearly these women are unaware anyone is watching as they begin to make love to each other passionately. Apparently there is nothing they won't do to each other. Bob once again feels like he is getting his money's worth. He turns to the person beside him and says, "This is a pretty good show for ten bucks eh?!". The guy turns to Bob and says, "That's nothing... last week we saw a guy fuck a chicken".
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capricorn
Cup Size
DDD
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81-48-81 cm
32-19-32 in.
This is me, guys and girls. I was born in North Hollywood, CA, on December 31 (no shame) in the year 1974, and I keep getting better. I was ra... [read on]
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Giving a white christmas to his first Black girl... I stood in the crowded street car and the girl in front of me turned around moaning for me to push a little bit harder. I had never dated a Black woman before, my cock began to throb...[ read on ] ++ more from Erotic Stories
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