The Munich Oktoberfest - Guide: Sex, Beer & Party at the "Wies´n"

"O´zapft is!" Pretty much the same thing we shouted after the first time we had sex... Meaning "the beer barrel is tapped" and the crazy party starts! Get an insight view about what to do at the world´s famous Munich Oktoberfest!

What to do at the "Wiesn?!" Some people may think, thanks amojoo, but what the f***??! Drinking beer of course!! Yup, that´s right. But we tell you what: prepare yourself right before heading out there!

One good thing is to drink lots of alcohol all year long, may be a bottle of Jack Daniels every day. You´ll be used to strong alcoholic beverages, just laughing out loud about the tourist guy next to you in the beer tent who passed out 11 a.m. on the red-letter day! So does that mean all Germans are alcoholics, partying in tents with huge-boobed, horny blonde girls?! Of course!!!

Believe me guys, I know what I´m talking about! When I stayed in the US capitol Disneyland (right?) someone asked me about the difference between "Woodstock" and the "Oktoberfest." There´s none! Sex, Drugs, and Rock´n´Roll! Well, ok... good music! Ok... music... argh, MC David Hasselhoff with "Looking for freedom while I enjoy totally wasted my burger!" The only thing that´s a liiittle bit different is the fact that alcohol instead of cannabis tries to intrude your brain!

So watch out drinking it too fast: Traditionally Oktoberfestbiers were the lagers of around 5.5 to 6% abv called Märzen - brewed in March and allowed to ferment slowly during the summer months. Nowadays the type of beer served at the festival has been a pale lager between 5 and 6% abv, and the terms Oktoberfest and Märzen are used by non-Oktoberfest brewers in Germany and the USA to market pale lagers of this strength.