Male Masturbation: Finding your Way

"Don´t beat on masturbation, it´s sex with someone I love!" That´s what Woody Allen said once. Masturbation is undoubtedly the cheapest, low maintenance form of orgasm there is. Not only that, masturbation can be used as a tool for many things including a "litmus" test to see if you really want to have sex with someone, and it helps build stamina as well.

Forget all the myths including, "Masturbation will make hair grow on yo ur palms" or "Touching yourself will make you go blind". Those clichés were actually misconstrued through translation through the years.

We will begin with a few questions first:

How old is masturbation? - Anthropologists have kept it under wraps, but the fossilized remains of the 3.5 million year old young girl found in Hadar, Ethiopia and nicknamed "Lucy" clearly show that she died because she was too distracted by an amazingly shaped 12″ gourd to notice the falling tree. Masturbation actually predates the opposable thumb, and may in fact have inspired it so as to better grasp the situation.

Is it harmful to masturbate? - Despite the warnings given by religious leaders, worried parents and the guy that invented graham crackers, masturbation is only harmful in the following situations:

How much is too much? - Like any other obsessive and maddeningly pleasant activity, masturbation can only be considered excessive if it keeps you from leading a normal life, working a normal job, and driving the legal speed limit. Otherwise, feel free to fill your days and nights with all the physical self-love you can bear, taking time out for meals and the reapplication of protective grease.