How to get Sex on the First Date?!

Dating can be hard sometimes. Dating and having sex on the first date is even harder! And the reason for that is not because you have a hard-on now just by thinking of it! Since we from amojoo know about these hard facts we want to help you guys´n`girls out! Find out how to prepare, what to do, and how to do it!

Some men flirt with women primarily to get sex. You want to learn from these men. Just like the girls. Have you ever had this? You both liked each other but you hesitated to act on it until it was too late?! If you like someone, act on it. Just do it. You have to take a shot at it if you want to score! Life is too short to worry about rejections! It´s not a failure to get rejected. May be he or she wasn´t in the mood at this time! A failure is not trying! Remember getting turned down is a very important step in getting you closer to success! ;)

What GUYS should take care of:

- Before your date, do not waste time (as you normally do) downloading copious amounts of porn. Make your date feel special, by downloading select amounts of special porn. Also rehearse the phrase, "I just got tested" until it sounds natural.

- Just relax and be yourself. Actually don't. You've been yourself your whole life and still read strange sex-date advice! So please be someone else. Start looking and feeling good in advance. The best way to build confidence right before your big date is to have a quick date that goes really well with a much more attractive woman. But since that won't happen, have your mom give you a pep-talk. And thank her again picking out your clothes. But don´t choose this outfit! And yes, socks are for your feet! But if you feel like stuffing them down your pants it should look subtle. Never stuff so many socks down your pants that people think you might be growing a giant tumor!

- Be punctual. You may not be all that attractive or interesting or funny or pleasant or cute or talented or charismatic or athletic or successful or anything else but at least you show up on time. You are the Banker of the dating world.

- Never ever should the following phrase leave your mouth on date: "...and can you imagine, that's why the courts ordered that I be castrated." Also no good: "You didn't happen to tell any friends or family or the police that you we're meeting me here, did you?"