The Accommodator

When you first see this toy... mask... whatever; your reaction may be equal parts laughter and fear-fear that anyone would wear this which stemmed from the unknown of why. But upon inspecting it further you´ll realize that it is not some sick joke or perverted Halloween costume after all, but rather an apparatus to add a little somethin' (like 4.5 inches!) to your oral sex sessions! The Accomodator is genius!
One would wear this while going down on a woman... or a man and can be used vaginally or anally. If you can get past the way it looks; this thing is amazing! Close your eyes -for God's sake keep em' closed - and think about how delicious it would be to be able to enjoy oral and penetration at the same time by something bigger (and I assume more effective) than a finger or two! Yeah you could use a regular dildo or vibrator, but this keeps your partners hands free to tend to your other bits!

This is perfect for those inept men who seem incapable of handling more than one task at a time! Hoorah for an absolutely genius sex toy - even if it does look utterly ridiculous...