Be funny and drop-dead gorgeous. 91 percent of the Playboy bunnies who wrote their own data sheets included "sense of humor" in the turn-ons section. Girls like to laugh, and they like people who can make them laugh because they can relax around that kind of guy, unless he gets laughs by, say, pulling household objects out of his nose. A guy that can say just the right thing at just the right time is obviously perceptive and sensitive enough to know just how to touch her.

Funny men make the best lovers. Well okay, women prefer funny men who are also drop-dead gorgeous. If you´re just funny, it's really easy to fall into the "best friend I can tell anything to but would never dream of having sex with" or "only you really understand me" slot. A good thing then is to turn her down first. The novelty of it is sure to get her interested. As soon as she's within earshot, like the other side of the bar or just one balcony up, proclaim loudly that "No, I'm sorry babe, it just wouldn't work out between us. We're too different, and as exciting as you are I still want to see other people." Now she'll go crazy wondering why she's not good enough to hold your interest. In case you don´t need that because you are drop-dead gorgeous and things start getting really intimate be very careful with your good hemorrhoid joke.

Pretend to be gay. Just think of the possibilities! She'll trust you. She'll confide in you. She'll undress in front of you. She'll invite her friends over to try and convert you. My god, I can't imagine why no one has thought of this before! Okay, she'll probably just marry you to cover her own homosexuality from the paparazzi, but you'll still probably get to see her naked, and that's more than you get now, right?

Source: HootisLand